Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds…
September 14th, 2006 by timelady
…if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
What makes a man wake up one day and decide, among other things, that he will tape bacon to his cat? And then, this gets greenlighted(linked) by Fark.com, and is promptly Farked?
I take offence at the comment to that final entry, that there will be people taping uncooked food items to their domestic animals for fleeting copycat (oh, a pun!) fame.
I would only do it for sheer light entertainment value.
Its working out the proper balance of Sir Tyler the Cowardly, miniature pomeranian, bacon, and Prancer, (still working on his world title for laziest dog ever), the large lump of greyhound.
My money is on Tyler, he has attacked Prancer before over food. (Okay, Prancer gently picked Tyler up by his head, and put him (twitching) down elsewhere, but c’mon people, this is processed pig! BACON!)
You know, as a vegetarian, i am now disturbing myself.
