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…to be wanderers in the fourth dimension? Have you? To be exiles?
Happy birthday, Mr Hartnell.
As quoted on Fark : William Hartnell, the very first to play the role of the Doctor on “Doctor Who” was born 100 years ago today. Even if you don’t like the old episodes, raise a glass and remember him, for without him there would be no Doctor Who.
William Hartnell once said of his role: “It may seem like hindsight now, but I just knew that Doctor Who was going to be an enormous success. Don’t ask me how. Not everybody thought as I did. I was universally scoffed at for my initial faith in the series, but I believed in it. It was magical.”
…no destruction of cities and temples by the hostile forces of nature, has deprived man of so many noble lives and impulses as those which his intolerance has destroyed.
This is for the homophobes out there. Don’t know the origin, but saw it on Fark.
…but I ated it.
Its a meme, a phenomenon, jesus christ, it’s a lion. Lolcats, they are everywhere.
Which one is I?
Let me show you my test results.
My results, let me show you them.
Your Score: Cheezburger cat
57% Affectionate, 65% Excitable, 51% Hungry
Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this ‘phenomenon’, students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
To see all possible results, checka dis.
…should on no account be allowed to do the job.
From Fark:
…it’s about power.
Theres a new film coming out, a documentary called ‘Jesus Camp‘. Its a frightening new look at the rise of Evangelistic Christianity in the USA, and how they are targetting children. (I would argue in this case, it is extreme Evangelical, or Fundamentalism). Send your kids to Jesus camp for the holidays people! Give them meaning and direction!
Some quotes from the film on that meaning and direction:
“I want to see them as radically laying down their lives for the gospel as they are in Palestine, Pakistan and all those different places,” Fisher said. “Because, excuse me, we have the truth.”
“A lot of people die for God,” one camper said, “and they’re not afraid.”
“It’s an absolute, straight-up us-against-them,” Sandler said. “It’s, you’re either with us or you’re against us. … Not only are you a sinner, but you are working for the enemy — the enemy being Satan.“
Substitute Islam for Chistianity, and the USA for Satan, and here we have something that the Western world is rightly appalled by. The hypocrisy is breathtaking and frightening simultaeously. Indoctrinating KIDS.
Its all wrong people. I don’t care what religion you are, this crap is WRONG.
ABC News: Film Shows Youths Training to Fight for Jesus
Movie Trailer
“A characteristic of religious fundamentalism is to perceive the world as an arena of continuous battle and to nourish it with anger and the desire for revenge. “ Ilter Turkemen
You know, I have no issues with Jesus or Mohammed. Its their loony extreme followers I can’t stand.
…if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
What makes a man wake up one day and decide, among other things, that he will tape bacon to his cat? And then, this gets greenlighted(linked) by Fark.com, and is promptly Farked?
I take offence at the comment to that final entry, that there will be people taping uncooked food items to their domestic animals for fleeting copycat (oh, a pun!) fame.
I would only do it for sheer light entertainment value.
Its working out the proper balance of Sir Tyler the Cowardly, miniature pomeranian, bacon, and Prancer, (still working on his world title for laziest dog ever), the large lump of greyhound.
My money is on Tyler, he has attacked Prancer before over food. (Okay, Prancer gently picked Tyler up by his head, and put him (twitching) down elsewhere, but c’mon people, this is processed pig! BACON!)
You know, as a vegetarian, i am now disturbing myself.
