Archive for the 'Funny' Category

I’m a leaf on the wind…

July 4th, 2008 by timelady

…watch how I soar.

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT!!!
Dr Horrible’s Singalong Blog
The story of a low-rent super-villain, the hero who keeps beating him up, and the cute girl from the laundromat he’s too shy to talk to. Featuring Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible, Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer, Felicia Day as Penny and a cast of dozens. Directed by Joss Whedon.

No one can understand the truth until…

June 26th, 2008 by timelady

 …he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.

song chart memes

more graph humor and song chart memes

See you…

June 19th, 2008 by timelady

…next Tuesday.

John McCain called his wife a C*NT. Seriously. It was recorded. The press just went, “oh wow, serious word”. And ignored it.

Of course, here on the Internet, we don’t roll that way….

We are not as hypocritical as the mainstream media. We do not think we should turn a blind eye to the failings of ‘family’ candidates, while bleating on as if Barrack Obama is a ‘Muslim’, and other falsehoods.

Personally, I think they are sickening parasites now.
Walter Cronkite’s legacy is gone.

Anyway, here is a fun look at the whole thing. Naturally, language NSFW.

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Integrity is doing the right thing…

June 18th, 2008 by timelady

…even if nobody is watching.

Jon Stewart NAILS the media on rumour mongering passed off as news.

Isn’t it sad that a comedy show has more information and honesty, integrity and common sense than ‘mainstream media’?

No, it is obscene. What we have made, people. We get the media we deserve, too.

CIRCUS, n. A place where…

June 8th, 2008 by timelady

…horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

I SO miss MST3K….

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The media’s power is…

June 7th, 2008 by timelady

…frail. Without the people’s support, it can be shut off with the ease of turning a light switch.

There are many reasons why more and more people choose to get their news more from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show than from the traditional outlets. Let me show you one:

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A person needs a little madness…

May 28th, 2008 by timelady

…or else they never dare cut the rope and be free”t

I can believe anything…

May 17th, 2008 by timelady

…provided it is incredible.

Terry Pratchett writes some of the funniest books ever. The Discworld series is utter genius. One of the things that makes them so brilliant is that they aren’t just incredibly, wittily, ridiculously funny, they are searingly, bitingly observant. I give you an excerpt from Hogfather:

Death: Humans need fantasy to *be* human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.

Susan: With tooth fairies? Hogfathers?

Death: Yes. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe the little lies.

Susan: So we can believe the big ones?

Death: Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing.

Susan: They’re not the same at all.

Death: You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder, and sieve it through the finest sieve, and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet, you try to act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is some, some rightness in the universe, by which it may be judged.

Susan: But people have got to believe that, or what’s the point?

Death: You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become?

“Precious, precious, precious!” Gollum cried…

May 1st, 2008 by timelady

…”My Precious! O my Precious!”

This is a little piece of tech humour/magic at work:)

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What’s so wrong…

April 28th, 2008 by timelady

…about peace, love, and understanding?

I am absolutely a hippie!
I am absolutely a hippie!
Make Love Not War, Pass the doobie!
Take the elitemrp.net “Are you a Hippie?” Test

Yeah, lack of excrement, Mr Holmes.