Archive for the 'Funny' Category
…without suffering we would never learn from our mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life.
Hehehehe, such an apt quote!
This is so totally brilliant. Man upgrades to Windows XP - from Vista:)
Blogged with Flock
…passed on from mind to mind.
At least one popular meme site, (oh, come on people, you know the one!), has decided to branch out: PENGUINS!!!!

Bonus points for those that know me irl, and why I would find this doubly amusing.
…that their passion to figure out robs the world of beauty and mystery. But it does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little bit about it.
Phil over at Bad Astronomy posed for the recent Skepchick calendar. His rather umm, glamorous shot is now up. That’s one HECK of a telescope:)
…because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Ten Reasons Not To Support Gay Marriage.
- Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
- Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
- Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
- Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
- Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
- Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
- Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
- Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
- Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
- Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Hehehe. If you can still say you are against Gay Marriage because of these reasons, then you, my friend, are a total and utter smeghead.
…but I ated it.
Its a meme, a phenomenon, jesus christ, it’s a lion. Lolcats, they are everywhere.
Which one is I?
Let me show you my test results.
My results, let me show you them.
Your Score: Cheezburger cat
57% Affectionate, 65% Excitable, 51% Hungry

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this ‘phenomenon’, students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
To see all possible results, checka dis.
…a telephone system that’s gotten uppity.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
From the genius at xkcd.com : a gorgeous map of online communities.
Warning - may bear resemblance to what passes for reality here in the toobs:)
..and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
Yep, geek humour time folks. Click on the thumbnail to work out where you sit in the Geek Heirarchy. I am remarkably high. Which is scary, until you see whats lower;)

…anyone can die.
You know, this is funny - and may I say, an appropriately silly way to go:)
| You’ll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.
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| Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.
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| ‘How will you die?’ at QuizGalaxy.com |
…but that had to be the 57th strangest. [footnote: he had a tidy mind]
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You scored as The Librarian. You’re the Librarian! Once a wizard, now an Orang-utan (due to an unfortunate magical accident), you refuse to be turned back for a few reasons: In this form, it’s easier to reach the shelves and hold more books; having the strength of five men makes people return their books on time; life’s great philosophical questions boil down to “when do I get my next banana?” You say ‘ook’ but are usually understood well enough.
| The Librarian |
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69% |
| Commander Samuel Vimes |
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63% |
| Carrot Ironfounderson |
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63% |
| Death |
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50% |
| Gytha (Nanny) Ogg |
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50% |
| Rincewind |
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44% |
| Cohen The Barbarian |
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44% |
| Lord Havelock Vetinari |
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44% |
| Greebo |
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38% |
| Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax |
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38% |
Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics)
created with QuizFarm.com |
…grace under pressure.
How do you respond to a large American Star Basketballer making incredibly himophobic comments?
With incredible grace and dignity (and a HUGE sense of humour)!!!!
George Takei answer to Tim Hardaway
Man, I want to watch old Star Trek eps just to admire George again:)